untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

(via mommy)

268,788 notes
Anonymous asked: Your dance moves saved my life

kevinabstract:

bruh we all can be beyonce. on god.

4 notes
Anonymous asked: What inspires you?

kevinabstract:

I’m not dead yet

2 notes

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

(Source: netlfix, via ruinedchildhood)

204,625 notes

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(Source: asian, via reality-fucking-sucks)

220,670 notes
  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
246,424 notes
my jake malik impression

duggyboy:

So I was eating soup the other day

image

and i was like wait this doesn’t taste like soup

image

and it was just red food coloring the whole time

image

(via penis-hilton)

6,106 notes